Worst roommate I’ve ever had

I was John’s roommate for 6 months, and during that time I had to explain how rent worked every month before he would pay me. He tries to act like a young person, but at 50 y/o he just doesn’t pass the smell test. He even lies about his age on dating apps, but these girls aren’t dumb. He cried feminism every time someone wouldn’t go on a second date with him and claim they were judging him based off of his height and politics. In reality he just doesn’t know how to STFU and he asks to split every bill with his date. He talks over everyone and bitches about not getting a chance to speak when the conversation isn’t centered around him, which I women find super attractive.

The best thing that came out of talking to him is that he just doesn’t know when to stop talking. We had a friend who was sleeping on our Livingroom couch for the night and John figured it would be okay to wake him up so they could have a conversation at 3 AM. He also loves to brag about how much traveling he does, but after a while you figure out that he just travels to places that are known sex tourist destinations. Like the last 3 places he’s gone to have been Mexico, Vietnam, and Thailand. He also loves to explain how young the girls in these countries are for whatever reason, and it’s just so creepy.

John, if you’re reading this, I hope you get the help you need. Because you need a lot of help, and I don’t think Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson clips or body building shows are going to help you very much. You’re a deeply vapid individual and I hope you understand how poorly you’ve treated people in you’re life. Everyone around you can tell how superficial you are, but you think so much of yourself that you just twist that into them being haters and idiots. I’ll leave you with one last piece of advice: “A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.” You are a fool John. Try to at least be a nicer person.