The worst person you’ll ever know
“He’s my least favorite lying midget that tries to gaslight me out of paying rent.”
- Former roommate
“I had never seen a horny 50 year old man try so hard to fuck 19 y/o girls until I met John. I think he’s too dumb to realize how dumb he is…”
- Former Coworker
John has many accomplishments in his 50 years of life. Here are a few of the best moments that have been submitted to us from those who have known him. If you would like to add to this growing list please feel free to contact us with your story so we can add more to this amazing list.
He spent 3 hours drinking with me and my friend. She had to pay for his drinks because he was “Waiting for his paycheck to be mailed to him.” and he didn’t even remember her name.
We lived together for 6 months and he bragged about how many girls he slept with at least twice a week. He maybe slept with one girl the whole time we lived together and she might have been older than he was.
The only time we went to the bar together he hit on every girl in the bar and then made a single cup the entire game of beer pong. He then got blackout and I had to help him get back to his apartment.
He never had enough money to pay for things, but he could afford steroids and ED pills.
I’ve never had someone make every girl in my friend group feel uncomfortable in less than 24 hours. He needs to stop drinking…
